I saw a product yesterday that made me want to roll on the floor laughing. I had stopped at a corner store and as I was checking out I saw the oddest product. It was a hybrid of two products most people would never associate with one another. That is until some inventor saw a need and filled it. (I assume this inventor was the type of person Jeff Foxworthy keeps talking about.) I give the following QVC pitch which I know they will want to jump on immediately.
"Have you ever been sitting there trimming your nails when someone hands you a beer bottle but no opener? What to do? Enter the nail clipper beer bottle opener. Never again will you have to stop your daily grooming to have a beer. You can even get yours with a picture of you favorite NASCAR driver on it. Act now and we will also send you a matching NASCAR coozie. Be the envy of the trailer park. It can be yours for just one payment of $2.95 (*mumbled faster than a NASCAR race* plus $24.95 shippingandhandling. OffernotvalidinMaineCaliforniaoranywherewithpeoplegoodatmath)."
I can see it now, phone lines all over the south jammed with people asking if you can pay with food stamps and Camel bucks.