Tuesday, January 17, 2006

And now we return to our regularly scheduled bullshit...

Topping our news, I got an email from a friend (whose tin foil hat I forgot to compliment, it is very cool) about the gross things she and her husband come up with. It reminded me of a conversation my wife and I had with a friend of ours about dead baby.

Let me back up just a bit. Our friend had just gotten back from a speech and debate tournament (lets face it, these kids are warped) where someone had said she was so hungry she could eat a dead baby. Fast forward to our friend getting home and quoting this kid when we met at the Taqueria Acapulco (famous for corn chips fried in crack that keep you coming back even though the food sucks) for dinner and you might have an idea where this conversation went. Your idea would of course be wrong.

To start it off someone had said, "Mmmm tastes like chicken" to which I replied, "Actually it would probably be a red meat" being ever the stickler for accuracy that I am. It was decided that it should be the number 12 and served with fries and a drink... or possibly crack chips and salsa. Acapulco could use the menu upgrade. Soylent Green is people...yum...

4 comments:

StrawberryBlondeTart said...

LMAO yeah I see you working really hard at hardly workin'...

effin dead babies made me do it :P!!!

Angel said...
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Angel said...

My fiance and I had a similar conversation, not too long ago, about eating people. He thinks, unlike everything else, people would NOT taste like chicken - nor would it be anything like red meat. In fact, he theorizes that people would be more like pork or lamb (the other, OTHER white meat). I guess there's no way of knowing unless you get the opportunity to ask a canibal (without them killing you afterward), or you find a way to eat someone and get away with it.

Just my two cents...enjoy & contemplate.

- Rev_Sapphire

Isa said...

Actually, according to Eddie Izzard, cannibals say that humans taste like chicken...which is where the original comment came from. Not to mention that the #12 was decided my Miss Molly and I as we drew it on Gay Alex's French Art pants.